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Old 04-15-2002, 02:57 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Talk Educational failing



Just to brighten your day.

This is a true story !!

My wife works part time as a receptionist in the Maternity Ultrasound Imaging dept. of the local (large) hospital. She deals with the everyday, filing, telephone, etc. and of course patient reception.
So, one day recently, in comes a couple, she for a scan and he to look at the pictures, while they are waiting he decides to get some snacks. Back he comes with some drinks and crisps (chips). He then comes to my wife and says...

"Can my wife eat these crisps while she is being scanned, we would like to see the baby eating !!! "

The sonographers (out of sight, but not out of hearing) were rolling on the floor.

Not the sharpest tools in the box !!

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Old 04-15-2002, 04:19 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Hehe nice one
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Old 04-15-2002, 04:46 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Ohhhh wow...I really hope you are kidding..
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Old 04-15-2002, 04:47 PM   #4 (permalink)
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That's cute!
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Old 04-15-2002, 05:01 PM   #5 (permalink)
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lol

Then what happened.
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Old 04-15-2002, 05:24 PM   #6 (permalink)
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HeeHee....
My daughter is having twins next month.

I saw the ultrasound, and the little devils are having a boxing match in there!

No wonder she's grumpy.

Ummm....2 girls, if you're wondering. They were probably kick-boxing.
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Old 04-15-2002, 05:27 PM   #7 (permalink)
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They were probably kick-boxing.
You sure they weren't fighting over a potato chip?
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Old 04-15-2002, 05:30 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Mike,
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Would I lie to you?

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Straight faces untill they were in the consulting room then raucous laughter.

Cadd,
Congratulations to your daughter and her man, if you gotta have two, then get a matched pair .


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Congratulations to your daughter and her man...
Yeah, if I ever catch the guy, I'll congratulate him with some buckshot!

HeeHeeHee.....just kidding.....

Her hubby is the Asst. Manager at NAPA Auto Parts.
We get along quite well, in fact.
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LOL, Graham! Some people...

My former brother in law and his (then) wife were considering adopting a baby from Cambodia, or Viet Nam...

My former Mother in law advised against it. Her reasoning?

"You don't want to raise a child that only speaks Vietnamese!"

Yep, we got 'em over here, too!
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