Just to brighten your day.
This is a true story !!
My wife works part time as a receptionist in the Maternity Ultrasound Imaging dept. of the local (large) hospital. She deals with the everyday, filing, telephone, etc. and of course patient reception.
So, one day recently, in comes a couple, she for a scan and he to look at the pictures, while they are waiting he decides to get some snacks. Back he comes with some drinks and crisps (chips). He then comes to my wife and says...
"Can my wife eat these crisps while she is being scanned, we would like to see the baby eating !!!

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The sonographers (out of sight, but not out of hearing) were rolling on the floor.
Not the sharpest tools in the box !!
G