Warning, warning labels inside.....

[angelcat]

Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
Sign at Railroad Station

Cannot be made non-poisonous.
Windshield Wash Fluid

Caution: Do not use this hammer to strike any solid object.
Hammer

Caution: Hot beverages are hot!
Coffee Cup

Caution: Never drive with the cover on your windshield
Automobile Windshield cover:

Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish
Dog Shampoo

Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball.
Rubber Ball

Directions: Use like regular soap
Dial soap

Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
Swedish chain saw

Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers.
SGI computer

More to come later.....

[sven222]

"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
Swedish chain saw"
heheh i've heard that one before, as if anyone would stop a chainsaw with their genitals, would be interesting to see though hehe

[vass0922]

pathetic thing is...
those signs are there for a reason
SOMEBODY had to do it first...

twisted people out there lol

[brandon184]

It says, "Do not attempt food preparation." on the bottom of the lamp in my office.

- Brandon
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Old Lady: "Hello... Is this uh.. The internet?"
Tech: "That would be me, I'm the internet."

[ClubMed]

I was at McDonalds once waiting in line to order, and in front of me was this weet old lady, and it was her turn to order, so she walks up to the counter and tells the young girl:

"I would like one McDonalds please"

lol...the girl spent about 2-3 minutes explaining what it was they sold hehe..they sent her off with a McChicken eventualy

[angelcat]

Do not drive car or operate machinery.
Children's cough medicine

Do not eat toner.
Laser Printer Cartridge

Do not eat urinal cakes.
Rest Stop in Wisconsin

Do not light the flame near the face.
Cigarette Lighter

Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
Laser Pointer

Do not pour liquids into your television set.
Television Owner’s Manual

Do not put lit candles on phone.
Cordless Phone

Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use.
Battery

Do not turn upside down. (printed on bottom of the box)
Tesco's Tiramisu dessert

Do not use for drying pets.
Microwave Oven

[CERuppel]

I confess: I sent her the link... Forgive me, please????

[krusty the klown]

"Remove cap and push in bottom"

Stick deodorant.

"Why not try tossing over your favourite cereal"

Raisins.

[RustyGT]

Ah... The bigger the sign, the less they notice.

Had a plonker remove the "Out of Order" sign on an ATM one day, so he could try his card.
It didn't work, but imagine our surprise when he swore, and kicked it, before he walked away.

R.

[krusty the klown]

...and what is it with those 'disabled toilets'??

They're everywhere! Can't someone fix them?

Must be difficult trying to use one if you're in a wheelchair

...don't get me started on 'baby changing rooms'