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Beam me up Scotty
I just got this STRANGE email,
If you are a time traveler or alien and or in procession of alien
or government technology I need your help! My case is truly
genuine! I seek to work with someone who is of a good nature,
someone I can call my savior as well as a friend.
My life has been severely tampered with and cursed!!
I have suffered tremendously and am now dying!
I need to be able to:
Travel back in time.
Rewind my life including my age back to 4.
I am in great danger and need this immediately!
I want to work with you in any way possible.
I am aware of two types of time travel one in physical form and
the other
in energy form where a snapshot of your brain is taken using
either the
dimensional warp or the brain snapshot device and then sends your
consciousness
back through time to part with your younger self. I'm almost
certain the dimensional warp would be the safest and best
solution.
Please explain how safe and what your method involves.
I have a time machine now, but it has limited abilities and is
useless
without a vortex.
If you can provide information on how to create vortex generator
or
where I can get some of the blue glowing moon crystals this would
also
be helpful. I am however concerned with the high level of
radiation these
crystals give off, if you could provide a shielding this would be
helpful.
I believe the vortex would have to be east-west polarized,
North-south polarized vortexes are used for cross-dimensional time
travel only.
If you have this technology and can help me please
send me a (SEPARATE) email to: removed
Thanks
They are coming out of the woodwork.
G
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