Bubba and Earl, were driving down the
road drinking a couple of bottles of Beer. The passenger,
Bubba, said "lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a poll-ice
roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these
here beers!!"
Don't worry, Bubba", Earl said. "We'll just pull
over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label
and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles
under the seat".
"What fer?", asked Bubba.
"Just let me do the talkin', OK?", said Earl.
Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty
bottles under the seat, and each put a label on their
forehead. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff
said, "You boys been drinkin'?"
"No, sir", said Earl. "We're on the patch".
hehehe
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