hamlet + sleeping with your eyes open

[sven222]

hey people
Well next friday my english class is attending a performance of Hamlet, staged by the local theatre company. Now frankly, i'm not exactley turned on by shakespeares works, or any type of theatre for that matter. Now to my main point, does anyone know how to perfect the art of sleeping with your eyes open? I need to catch up on my sleep, and that period of time would be perfect
ok onto a more serious topic, should I purchase m & m's or maltesers? that's the real question
Sven

[ClubMed]

purchase both

Believe it or not, sven, you might actually enjoy a stage production of Hamlet! Let us know!

Maltesers are easier to roll down the aisle if you happen to get one of those quaint old theatres with wooden-floor aisles. Buy M&M's to eat, and maltesers to roll! Jaffas are best, though, 'cause the make a cool "clunk" sound when they hit things!

Cheers
Mick

[TheBurningCat]

Go with the maltesers so when you get bored you can see how far you can spit em, i recon the maltesers becuase they have the weight but you get more m&M's

[ClubMed]

Tough choice

[RustyGT]

I see this thread is for Devotees of Culture.

IMO you should take lollies with individual wrapping.

That way you can make loud crackling/crinkling noises, each time you eat one.

The actors will just love that!

ChrsR.

Btw. Shakespeare is much better Live, than it is taught in school.

[sven222]

I've seen both romeo and juliet and mcbeth at the theatre, they would be good if you were into that kind of thing, but unfortunatly i'm not.
See my theory is, the maltesers will be very aerodynamic when flying towards the stage!
rusty: I could take a roll of aluminium foil and justrip large sheets off, crunching them up loudly, then I could chew on them! heheh

[ClubMed]

chewing on aluminium foil ? Have you ever tried that ? It's sick! Very funny sensation on the teeth. Believe me, I've tried

[RustyGT]

Sven,
Crikey, you got the dull stuff.
We had Richard 3rd.
The bloke that killed the princes in the tower.
The famous line: My Kingdom for a horse!
Rippin Yarns!
ChrsR.

Hey, you guys have all the cool Cadbury stuff down there, don't you? I'm jealous and stuff.

-Whir