Well as you can see I'm back from my trip.
The details can now be exposed:
Summary:
Distance: about 400km northwest of my present location
Vehicle: Brother's SAAB 9000
Purpose: Snowboarding
Secondary Purpose: Meet babes & chicks
Injuries:
Jumped off a steep section on one slope on Saturday. Speed was too great to stop before hitting a jump

I didn't spot in time. Went over the jump and landed flat on my back(well my a** really). The pain was tremedous. Got yelled at by a skier for lying in the jump. Yelled back at him for not noticing I was half-dead. Stopped snowboarding for the day and went to the cabin to get some rest. Still very very sore back.
Babes & Chicks:
Very few babes and chicks my age. Most I saw on the slopes. At night I saw like 3 of them and was in too much pain to investigate.
It was nice...weather was ok. Sun came out on Saturday.
End of Transmission.