The Plan Management Informs:

[Agent_Embryo]

The Plan Management would like to inform you of the following:

In a couple of hours Agent-Embryo will be off in a car heading for a secret location. He will remain there until Sunday when he will be transported back to HQ. During this time Knothead will be the Officer in command. Direct all business dealing with The Plan to him.

The nature of The Agent's trip is classified, but we hope that it includes 'chicks' and 'babes'.

Be well.

Also, to Warthog and Lemon[H]ead: Stop trying to infiltrate The Plan. Did you really think we wouldn't understand just because you talk backwards?

[Knothead]

HQ!! HQ!! Barrage of inquiries...Stand BY!

Knothead breaks Radio Silence

Welcome to another aspect of the PLAN.

I am honored to have been designated as Agent E's 2nd-in-command during this sensitive operation. I'm sure we all wish him success with the C.H.I.C.K.S. but only as far as it enables The Plan's viability. (Note to Agent E...forget the pepper trick. They didn't like it.)

To those of you who have sent e-mails, snail mails, pigeon mails (not to mention the kid on the skateboard clenching a scrawled message in his sweaty little fist) who are as yet unclear re: Your Part in The Plan, please be patient. We will contact you...soon...heh, heh....in the meantime, please ensure that you always have clean underwear at hand. Thank you.

The Contactees among you are aware of the serious breach of Protocol involved in contacting the Knothead HQ...I applaud you for not contacting anybody. Continue to stand down...You will be contacted.

(Note to Agent E...The matter of Warthog and Lemon[H]ead is yet unresolved...they could be valuable agents to us...or to the Other Side...I will direct the Knothead D.O.B. [Dept. O' Babes] to contact them to determine if they are 3rd Agents, or possibly a security risk...a report will follow in The Congressional Record. In the usual place.)

To all active Agents, please report immediately!

That is all.

[Warthog]

The opinion of Lemon and I can be summed up in one pic:

here you go



ps - that's lemon's friend

[Pshawn5]

rofol....wart u like that pic wayyyyyyy too much

Originally posted by Warthog
The opinion of Lemon and I can be summed up in one pic:

here you go



ps - that's lemon's friend

oh jesus the googles! they do nothing!!!

[Sohgin]

Can't....get it...out....of head.....aaaaaaaaAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

[CERuppel]

Sohgin: There are two cures, but I don't recommend them.

First there is "It's a small world"...

Second is "I Love You" (Barney theme)

Or you could just shoot yourself, and not wait until after you have those two stuck in your head for the next week...

[Knothead]

But...but...CER, just who are you working for?!?


"it's a small world" is the official pink noise generator for The Plan's Disinformation Dept...

[Knothead]

I'm glad to see you back in one piece, Agent E...it's been harrowing!

I tried to leave you some fruit punch in the 'fridge, but mistakenly left it in the Molecular Twangulator, and...well...it turned up as a post on Anandtech and shut 'em down...OOPS!

But don't worry, there was no breach of security.

btw...The Burning Cat has shown an almost fanatical devotion to The Plan (read: blind loyalty) and perhaps you could check his clearance?

I think it would be advantageous (and fun, too!) to have an Aussie agent involved...in The Plan....

[Mortis]

Through CAREFUL and WELL PROPORTIONED disguise, I have discoverd their "Plan"... Yes, I was that Female impersonator- CHICK- that you tried to ... uh humm... in the men's bathroom at the "Crab Shack Bar and Lounge." Really AgentE, if someone is standing up urinating and has an 8o'clock shadow (had been searching for you all day), then the signs start to pt to ----> MALE, no matter how much you have had to drink. Also, you really will do anything if someone whispers in your ear----> I whispered, "Tell me the plan," and you spilled all... thank goodness I was standing back... hehe. AnyWays, the plan:

Part One: http://www.dismembermentplan.com/
Part Two: http://www.weightwatchers.com/mywwpr...my_visitor.asp
Part Three: http://mentalhelp.net/psyhelp/chap2/chap2k.htm
Part Four: http://oprah.com/
And Finally, Part Five: (contains innocent drawings, nudity)... http://www.nuwd.org/

Mortis