Urgent Beeg Doog Employment Agency Matter

[Lemon[H]ead]

i searched for "Beeg Doog Employment Agency" on google and it asked :

Did you mean: "Beef doog employment agency"

Once again the BD Employment agency is under threat, this time not from the M.O.D Squad, but from a rival agency by the name of a certain Bovine meat product...

Hmmmm, the ministry must be called and a meeting opened (and subsequently closed once we are inside this meeting, as we need the utmost security).

Hmm, now that i opened the meeting we must wait till everyone's in and then CLOSE IT!!! and discuss the matter.

Question: How shall we eliminate the opposition????

Ah, you are very wise, young padawan, but you must learn the following three rules:

EMOLUMENT!!!!

EMOLUMENT!!!!

EMOLUMENT!!!!

got it?

How do we deal with the threat?

(for non ministry members. The british Ministry of Defense attacked our headquarters in johnshaven with lots of dooogs. pleeeeeeease dont think it was the mods cos theyve put up with our BEEG DOOG cwap)

[caddmannq]

As an experiment, I fed my 90lb Labrador a large all-beef hot dog. (Do you have those? A sort of "banger.")

He consumed the big 'dog in 0.035 seconds flat.

Then he begged for more.

So I think the solution is clear: The Beeg Doogs will simply eat the Beef Doogs.

Problem solved.

[Lemon[H]ead]

My DOOG is vegetarian. If we come up against the BEEG PARSNIP Employment Agency, then hey i got it covered. But Phoebe (the doog of the me) isn't much help here

[MegalosSkylaki]

I have other Business ventures to fall back on, Lemon[H]ead,

BD All-Avatar Model Agency "From Betty Bopp to Hogs: the beautiful and the profane(tm)"
BD Avatar Private Investigations "It is hibernationation time for your 'Puter; Do you know where your avatar is(tm) ?"
BD Employement Agency for Ministry of Avatars "The few; The proud; the pecunious (tm)"
BD Waters of Atlantis Co., "Why visit a Continent; Drink one (tm)!"

Thank you for the "heads up" and I respectfully decline CaddQ's gracious offer in favor of "gingerbread men" "For the well-fed Pooch (tm) !"

I say we re-wire Google so it sends all monies here !
Hry. it ain't the work we want --it the >>>>>>>/
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Who's with Me ?
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$ EMOLUMENT $ /

$ D$O$O$G $

[MegalosSkylaki]

Errr...Anybody good at rewiring GOOOGLE ?

[Lemon[H]ead]

i once rewired me d00g so it walked using its ears. I think i could rewire google.com to do the same.

or maybe we could undercut those capitalist pigs and make....

DOOGLE.COM!!!!! (bar exclamation marks)

[MegalosSkylaki]

DGLE it is,Lemon[h]ead ,

You re-wire,
You get 10 %.

DOOOG

[MegalosSkylaki]

..and 5% each for Phoebe and da Lab without whom this would not have been possible

[Lemon[H]ead]

well this is the best that we could do. Google is now running upside down and will be for a long time (i left my calling card in the search results page! chekkit in the pic!)

Google has been conquered...

The next step?

BENNERS CHEBS (they must be eliminated)

lovely pic tho...

[caddmannq]

"Chebs"? What the heck are ch...

Oooohhh...Looks like something my Labs would eat