How To Save The Airline Industry

[jman01pa]

How To Save The Airline Industry


Federal Aviation Agency
800 Independence Avenue S. W.
Washington D. C. 20591

Dear Sirs:

I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same time getting our airline industry back on its feet. Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers. Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman, and of course, everyone in this country would start flying again in hope of seeing a naked woman. We would have no more hijackings, and the airline industry would have record sales. Now why didn't Congress think of this?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton

[Lord Locksley]

I like it......

[Chooco]

brilliant

[CERuppel]

Naw, congress won't pass this for the airlines. For themselves, maybe, but for the airlines...

[Toadman]

Here's a very good article about Air Marshals, including tactics and training.

[Graham]

Can't fault the logic.

G