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Why you should tell kids the truth.
A little boy comes in from school and asks if he can take his dog, Missy for a walk. "You can't , dear Missy's in heat."
said the mother.
"What's heat, Momma?" asked the boy.
"Your Dad's out in the garage. You better go ask him." said Momma.
"hey dad, I want to take Missy for a walk, but Momma says I can't cause she's in heat. What's heat?" said the boy to his Dad.
Well, the Dad was cleaning some tools in some gasoline.(very stupid idea, but go with it.) He took a rag, dipped it in the gasoline and rubbed it all over Missy's rear end. "Don't worry about it , son. This will fix her." said the Dad.
With that the boy left for the walk. About twenty minutes later he comes back without the dog .
"Where's Missy, son?" the dad asked...
She ran out of gas about two blocks away, daddy," answered the boy.
"But don't worry, one of the neighbors's dogs is pushing her home."
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