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Old 03-28-2002, 01:12 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Why you should tell kids the truth.

A little boy comes in from school and asks if he can take his dog, Missy for a walk. "You can't , dear Missy's in heat."
said the mother.

"What's heat, Momma?" asked the boy.

"Your Dad's out in the garage. You better go ask him." said Momma.

"hey dad, I want to take Missy for a walk, but Momma says I can't cause she's in heat. What's heat?" said the boy to his Dad.

Well, the Dad was cleaning some tools in some gasoline.(very stupid idea, but go with it.) He took a rag, dipped it in the gasoline and rubbed it all over Missy's rear end. "Don't worry about it , son. This will fix her." said the Dad.

With that the boy left for the walk. About twenty minutes later he comes back without the dog .

"Where's Missy, son?" the dad asked...

She ran out of gas about two blocks away, daddy," answered the boy.
"But don't worry, one of the neighbors's dogs is pushing her home."

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Old 03-28-2002, 01:44 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 03-28-2002, 03:07 AM   #3 (permalink)
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i don't get it, it's because i've never heard the term 'in heat'
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Old 03-28-2002, 03:19 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Ok, Chooco, my son. Go grab a chair and we'll shall discuss this... LOL J/K!

Well, here's what Dr. Davies has to say and I'm sure you'll get the idea what it means...
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Old 03-28-2002, 03:43 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 03-28-2002, 06:02 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Reminds me of the boy who only had ever seen the inside of a hospital when his mum has his little brother and then his little sister.

So one day he fell off his bike and hurt his stomach. Dad said, "Don't worry son, we'll take you to hospital and get you all fixed up". This made the lad scream all the more.
Concerned Dad asked, "What's the matter?".

Between sobs the boy replies "I don't wanna go to hospital! I don't want a baby!"

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Old 03-28-2002, 06:53 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 03-28-2002, 10:31 AM   #8 (permalink)
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don't get it, it's because i've never heard the term 'in heat'
bwahahaha.....Chooco has never heard the birds and the bees story
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Does this mean I shouldn't tell my friend's kids that most people get thier baby's from Wal-Mart... but that thier mommy/daddy got them from Pamida/K-mart/good will or whereever i want say at hte moment?
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Old 03-28-2002, 11:53 AM   #10 (permalink)
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bwahahaha.....Chooco has never heard the birds and the bees story

god i remeber that story. i think i fell asleep when my mom was telling me.


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