Hope this hasnt been posted to much:
Jail Vs. Work
IN PRISON . . . you spend the majority of your time in
an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK . . . you spend the majority of your time in a
6X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON . . . you get three meals a day.
AT WORK . . . you only get a break for one meal and you
have to pay for it.
IN PRISON . . . you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK . . . you get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON . . . the guard locks and unlocks all the
doors for you.
AT WORK . . . you must carry around a security card and
open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON . . . you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK . . . you get fired for watching TV and playing
games.
IN PRISON . . . you get your own toilet.
AT WORK . . . you have to share with some idiot who
pees on the seat.
IN PRISON . . . they allow your family and friends to
visit.
AT WORK . . . you can't even speak to your family.
IN PRISON . . . all expenses are paid by the taxpayer
with no work required.
AT WORK . . . you get to pay all the expenses to go to
work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to
pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON . . . you spend most of your life inside bars
wanting to get out.
AT WORK . . . you spend most of your time wanting to
get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON . . . you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK . . . they are called managers.
So . . . why is it again that we work?
Got it in an e-mail, thought I'd share
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