Men & Women at ATMs

How a man withdraws cash from ATM.
1) Park the car
2) Go to ATM
3) Insert card
4) Enter PIN
5) Take money
6) Drive away

How a woman withdraws cash from ATM
1) Park the car
2) Check makeup
3) Turn off engine
4) Check makeup
5) Go to ATM
6) Hunt for ATM card in the purse.
7) Insert card
8) Hit Cancel
9) Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it.
10) Insert card
11) Enter PIN
12) Take cash
13) Go to car
14) Check makeup
15) Start car
16) Stopcar
17) Run back to ATM
18) Take ATM card
19) Back to car
20) Check makeup
21) Start car
22) Check makeup
23) Drive for a mile
24) Release handbrake
25) Drive on

[TheBurningCat]

hehehehe, at least his lot had money

[Richard Cranium]

Err, shahani
have you FORGOTTEN that are 2 women Moderators here ''

[RustyGT]

You might have missed:
Check phone for SMS.
Stop thinking, send SMS.
Resume thinking.
Lose car.

Find Car, take call.
Lose keys, hold call.
Find keys, lose car, send SMS.

Find mirror, check look, find car.
Find car, break heel, send SMS.
Toss heels, in car, take SMS.
Start car, take call, and drive!

Got it all babe, we're looking at you.

Blah! R.

[RustyGT]

Doc,
With all due respect.
The above, may have been humourous.
If not, then not.
R.

OK I give up... where is my car?

[S.D.Willie]

lose car.
now thats funny.

[Warthog]

LOL

men/women jokes are usually pretty funny, IMO

[draboo]

losing a motor vehicle is not just a woman thing,i can guarantee yous that!...ahem....well,so i ve heard.......

[Mike]

LOL drab!! I wanna get my cash and leave as soon as possible.