Well, I thought it was kind of funny atleast. It's a new article in the onion for this week. It is a joke and totally false of course (just figured I'd say that in case someone wandered in, hopped up on goofballs and starts a good old fashioned game of telephone with people online to send dell stock tumbling and people getting crazy). Anyway, here's a link for the story:
http://www.theonion.com/onion3810/co...ches_goal.html