Axioms

[crystaldragon]

From a newsletter I get

Axioms for the Internet Age


10. In Gates we trust.

9. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.

8. You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.

7. Don't byte off more than you can view.

6. What boots up must come down.

5. C: is the root of all directories.

4. Oh, what a tangled Web site we weave when first we practice.

3. Too many clicks spoil the browse.

2. The geek shall inherit the earth.

1. Windows will never cease.

[Knothead]

Way to go, CD! That was good!

[crystaldragon]

Every once in a while something like that will catch my eye.
Since my sense of humor is a little strange it usually has to be a little different

[nunyadam]

or 3. to many pop-up's spoil the browse.

[caddmannq]

I still like:
"Andy giveth, and Bill taketh away."

(The joke, not the circumstance, you understand. )