So You're going to be part of The Plan...

[Agent_Embryo]

So You're going to be a part of The Plan? Good for you. You have made a reasonable decision that many others have made. Before you become a part of The Plan, there are a few things you should know of. This post will inform you on the critical areas you need to posess knowledge of.

Chapter one: The Plan - The Plan

If you do not already know what The Plan is or does or what it means, you need not worry. Only a few people know these things, and only one person truly knows everything about The Plan. That person is me. Agent Embryo.

Do you qualify to know more about The Plan at this stage? Find out by answering this question:

Q-A1: Would you like to find out more about The Plan?

If you answered: "Yes"
go to Q-A2

If you answered: "No" or anything else
You are not qualified and may proceed with reading Chapter two.

Q-A2: Are you prepared to ask questions about The Plan in order to find out more?

If you answered: "Yes" or anything else except "No"
you are not qualified and may proceed to Chapter two

If you answered: "No"
Congratulations! You passed the first test! You are suitable for knowing more about The Plan. Now proceed to Chapter two.

Chapter two: FAQ

These are some Frequently Asked Questions about The Plan.

Q: When is Operation [operation codename] going to be launched?
A: We can't say. It's classified.

Q: What do you think you're doing?
A: You ask too many questions. Report to Knothead.

Q: Why?
A: Because.

Q: What's Warthogs's Masterplan?
A: To sleep long every morning...basically.

Chapter three: Roundup

So you're going to be part of The Plan. It's a tough gig, but if you got this far, you should make it all the way.

The Plan has You.

[vass0922]

<--- thinks AE took one too many of his thorazine pills this morning

[Graham]

It must be all that fresh air, snow and one too many saunas, hyperthermia perhaps, I hear that makes you go light headed.

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[Chooco]

jeez i got off at the wrong forum again.....

[Mike]

hmm.... I thought I was already involved, now I am just confused!

[Knothead]

Agent E....
Nobody has reported.
This could be a good sign...and it could be a bad one...

Not to worry...our friends here have only momentary worries...then they find the rest of the cheese snacks, and are satisfied, and lulled into further Forum posting... it's all a part of the Plan....

As I said, not to worry...the Plan is proceeding apace....

[nunyadam]

Sorry , I can not reveal wether i am a part of the plan or not.(if any such plan exists.) to do so would blow my cover if i were a part of the plan.

Though if I were a part of the plan why would i post here and blow my cover.(so I must not be .)
on the other hand, maybe this is just a ruse to make people think I'm not part of the plan.


nunya

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[Pshawn5]

lol whir!

i'm part of a plan...it's very simple....

sabatoge ae's plan then take over the world...

yes very simple.... very...

[Imanage]

I dunno but I always need Plan "B", maybe "C", maybe "D"...ohhhh forgetaboutit.