Okay, now THIS is pretty trivial, but what the heck...
In the list of "Users browsing this forum", I'm always listed last. No matter how long I've been on, or if I just got there, everybody's ahead of me! Even members who have just joined, they're ahead of me too! There's three of 'em there now!
All of 'em ahead of me!
I'm always the last guy in line!

Can you tell I'm getting a complex?
Uh, oh, Knot...whatever happens next, well, you asked fer it!