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Old 03-06-2002, 08:26 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Telemarketing fun...

I found this rather humorous:

http://www.netlaughter.com/newfun/tele.htm

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Old 03-06-2002, 08:52 PM   #2 (permalink)
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AT&T: Yes sir, we are a phone company.

Me: I already have a phone.

AT&T: We aren't selling phones today Mr. Byron
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Me: But nothing, how do you figure that by saying that you'll give me 10 cents a minute that I'll give you 10 cents a minute? Is this some kind of subliminal telemarketing scheme? I've read about things like this in the Enquirer you know. Don't use your alien brainwashing techniques on me!
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Old 03-06-2002, 08:56 PM   #3 (permalink)
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If you want to laugh your behind off; go here:

http://www.blackout.com/ (click on "Now Playing")

NOTE: This site contains audio clips which MAY be offensive to some users. Some clips have sexual humour and/or explicit language - but it will usually warn you before you listen. ENJOY...

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Old 03-06-2002, 08:57 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Im going to print that and put it by the phone for a reference the next time AT&T calls my house. Which is usually about once every week or two. This is going to be fun.
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Old 03-06-2002, 10:06 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I usually tell the ones that want me to change long distance service that "sorry, we don't have a phone"..
The couple of seconds that it takes for them to think about it is about long enough for me to hang up..
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lol
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Old 03-07-2002, 05:24 AM   #7 (permalink)
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have you heard some of the arnold prank calls?


those are great, espically the one where he calls gateway
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Old 03-07-2002, 06:07 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Pretty d@mn funny
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Old 03-07-2002, 06:16 PM   #9 (permalink)
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That's classic I only wish I had the patience to go through all of that...
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