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Old 03-01-2002, 07:52 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Might as well: The Plan

Ahem.

I thought it would be good to update you on The Plan.

First and foremost:

Knothead - No 'babes' or 'chicks' have expressed their interest in us or The Plan. This has to change. I'm assigning this matter to you. See to it that this will not be a setback.

Trust in The Plan. The Plan won't fail you. You won't fail The Plan, will you?

The DoooooooG is back. The DoooooG is still in The Plan. Any questions about The DooooooooG's involvement can be asked to The DooooooG himself. But you will only get answers in style with: "What plan? I know nothing..." and so on. For The DoooooooG is faithful to his commitment in The Plan.

The Plan requires that noone speaks of The Plan to any higher authoroties.

You didn't choose The Plan, The Plan chose You!

Edit: The Plan needs to have an amount of incorrect spellings below the specified quota.

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Old 03-01-2002, 08:43 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Sounds like a good plan to me
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Old 03-01-2002, 08:47 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 03-01-2002, 09:01 AM   #4 (permalink)
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No 'babes' or 'chicks' have expressed their interest in us or The Plan.
Yes, this is unacceptable. but I had planned on that. That's why I have instituted the 'B' team sub-section of the Plan (the 'B' refers to Bikinis.)

Recruitment is a bit of a hassle, but that's because my standards are so high. We will require MENSA (or equivalent) intelligence levels for the delicate touch-and-go operations required, as well as commensurate sensual Humor.

Don't forget, this is California, land of Fruits, Nuts, and Flakes. But I am steadfast, nonetheless.

Will report back when the Plan permits.
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The Plan WILL get chicks eventually.
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