Too much coffee?

[crystaldragon]

Signs that you've been drinking too much java...
Juan Valdez names his donkey after you.

You ski uphill.

You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.

You have a bumper sticker that says: "Coffee drinkers are
good in the sack."

You answer the door before people knock.

You just completed another sweater and you don't know how
to knit.

You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

You have to watch videos in fast-forward.

You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away
without using the timer.

You lick your coffeepot clean.

You spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."

You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse
and you don't even work there.

The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.

Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's coffee."

You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.

You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.

You can jump-start your car without cables.

Cocaine is a downer.

All your kids are named "Joe."

Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low."

You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.

Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.

mmm.. I love coffee, drink it every morning... all morning.

You grind your coffee beans in your mouth

That would be the Starbucks Dark Chocolate and Espresso Roast Beans - wayyyy better than a fattening old Snickers bar for a 3pm pick-me-up Accept no subsitutes!

Ohh... socal get thee to a Trader Joe's!!
Mmmmmmm Dark Chocolate and Espresso Beans eating coffee by the handfull.... sniff sniff.....

I miss Traders....

mmm ... good idea, Surreal I haven't been to Trader's in awhile....

[Mike]

Maybe I should STOP drinking coffee.
Normally I only drink a lot of the stuff when near a popular or good coffee shop.

[vass0922]

Hmmm
maybe its just the starbucks in this building, but I do NOT like starbucks coffee... quite horrible. I love a good cup of coffee, but I can not drink much of the StarMudwaterbucks stuff :/

Then of course you have to add so much sugar that the spoon can stand up by itself

Me and a friend used to have a competition, we'd go to a local diner where they had good coffee. In a standard size coffee cup we'd see how much sugar we could handle and drink the whole cup. I think he's got the record at like 25 sugar packets


THEN the fun thing to do after about 5 cups of coffee in an hour or so is go over to the pulserate machine and see who can get the highest LOL

(you know the machine, where you put your finger in there and it tells your pulse)

I think we both maxed out around 123 or something

[Richard Cranium]

You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.

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[kenyg]

Heck why brew it? - just a pinch between my cheek and gum..


j/k


Ken

Oh while your there try the frozen pasta with the zuchinni and bell peppers! YUM!

[Ed_S]

Call me old fashinoned, but there's only ONE coffee for me!

Folger's Red

Been drinking it since... Heck, long as I remember! Even as a kid. All day, every day...

Sometimes I do wonder if this has any relation to my customary 4 - 5 hrs of sleep. Don't know that I've ever had 8 hrs unless ill!!