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Old 02-14-2002, 12:34 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Horse Rider?

Hi-Ho, Silver!

Al Gore decides to try horseback riding, even though he has had no lessons or prior experience. He mounts the horse unassisted, and it immediately springs into motion. As it gallops along at a steady pace, Al begins to slip from the saddle.
In terror, he grabs for the horse's mane, but can't get a firm grip. He tries to throw his arms around the horse's neck, but he slides down the side of the horse anyway. Finally giving up his frail grip, he tries to leap off the horse and throw himself to safety. Unfortunately, his foot has become entangled in the stirrup, he is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as his head is struck against the ground over and over.

He is moments away from unconsciousness when, to his great fortune, Wendell, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees him and unplugs the horse.


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Old 02-14-2002, 01:01 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I heard that as a blond joke first. Still funny.
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Old 02-14-2002, 01:04 PM   #3 (permalink)
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poor Al

LMAO - wiz
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Old 02-14-2002, 06:38 PM   #4 (permalink)
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ROF I hadn't heard this one before. Good one, shahani
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Old 02-14-2002, 06:46 PM   #5 (permalink)
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People tell me its a "blonde" joke with Al substituted in. Got it in the email this morning.

Good for a laugh anyway.
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Old 02-14-2002, 06:47 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Good one shahani!!

I can think of a number of Australian politicians I could exchange for Al Gore!!
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Old 02-14-2002, 06:53 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Hey, Mick, looks like you're stabilized on that aligator/crock wheeling the baby thingy.

Have a great weekend.
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