dog shows are so DUMB

[Warthog]

LOL!

Those dogs are so stupid looking!

What's the point of a #$&@%! dog show!

LMAO....there's this poodle on now that has this fro, punk hair style......large circular poofs of hair throughout her body......and BANGS! bawahahahaha.......

*Warthog laughs at society's stupidity*

Warthog

[Gibbo]

It's Worth wathching just to see if someone gets away with entering The Mutt Next Door . you know the one. Scruffy looking Humps anything that moves
Show those poodles a good time

I hate made up, dressed, painted, and dogs that have had their hair done. Unnatural. Urgh!!!

Dogs are not meant for that. But then again, neither are humans!!

[Warthog]

Bring my dog in there and she'll tear some of them poodles a new @$$ hole (figure of speech)

[Gomer]

My ma likes them. Kinda odd, yeah. But for anyone who knows anything about purebred dogs they are interesting I guess.

We used to have a couple of purebred wolfhounds. Now those were dogs!

[TonTo]

dude, ya gotta watch em!
cuz, you know, that the one time that you're flippin through the channels, and you see a dog show, and you skip it... THATS gonna be the one where lil fluffy the 5 pound poodle goes crazy and eats all the other dogs in 30 seconds and they have to call in the SWAT team to take it down.

Bring my dog in there and she'll tear some of them poodles a new @$$ hole

That reminds me of the story of these 2 dudes on camels in Arabia but the story is R rated and can't post here.

[osprey4]

Let's face it, no one would be upset if a real dog won the contest. Just like no one would be upset if the BEST team won the Olympic pairs figure skating.

That little poodle would look very cute, stuffed and sitting on my daughter's bureau.

John

[Thud]

That little poodle would look very cute, stuffed and sitting on my daughter's bureau.

Bwwaaaahhhaaaa!!!

[desmocat]

HA! you want reek some havoc? Get some um..female dog ready for some lovin scent and "spill" some in various parts of the arenas.
Lets see who wins THAT contest, mother nature or training.
Won't work on the girl dogs though..
I used to work with a guy that showed bull terriers, and after a couple thousand dog show stories at the breakroom table, I told him one night, "he may be a champion many times over, with a pedigree a mile long, but I bet he still licks his butt when you're not looking"
He didn't say a word after that..but the whole breakroom sure was laughing..