Am I going to have to get married?

Someone has to have a solution to my problem!
It's so dry out here in the desert!
Help me! I'm turning into a lizzard!


How do you put lotion on your back??


Help I'm desparate!

[fatal xception]

LOL - it's usually so dry here, I just circumvented the whole thing and had a lizard tattooed on my calf.

My suggestion would be to wander the streets with lotion and ask strangers. Someone will volunteer.

Maybe someone here will, but it's a pretty long commute.

Hmmm.. I believe that you had several offers from the male DC members the last time you were thinking about getting married, but they seemed to get a little discouraged when it became apparent that you were more interested in their cows than their companionship. J/K

How about a humidifier, maybe not quite as good as a backrub, but maybe a good "short term" solution..

[phenious]

Spatulas! Spatula City has 1 Million different Types!

-: phenious :-

[Cruez]

Spatulas...

Like putting Icing on a cake.

[prttybean]

and a spatula won't eat you out of house and home, ask you to get it a beer, or lay around on the couch all day.


Of course it won't take the garbage out though.

Spatulas!

Yes! They'll never give me grief about the electric bill!

Hmmm maybe I would be interested in more than the "cows" he could offer.. You making an offer Fingers?


surreal is wondering if she should "rethink" her philosophy..

[fatal xception]

Not to disappoint the guys, but check out the lotion puff.

[prttybean]

Now of you could only get them by mail order with there own herd!

w00t I wonder if they sell them by the case??


edit...
mmmmmm a man showing up at the door with a case of lotion puffs, a herd, and a smile........... drool....