Job Posting for New Minister of Avatars

[MegalosSkylaki]

On The Rules and Legends and Pay of Ministers of Avatars


How many Ministerial positions are there ?
Which Minister are with and without Portfolio [the right to vote] ?
Who is the smartest Minister so I can eat him and grow smarter ?
How much does the Position pay ?
Is there a Minister of the Color Purple ?
Which minister has the longest tail ?
Which Minister has the longest...errr, nevermind .
Why are there Ministers ?
How do you Impeach a Minister ?
How do you deport a Minister ?
Who would accept a deported TecHIMOLIAN Minister ?
Why is there no Minister from Tonga ?
How much is OVERTIME ?
I prefer to work UNDERTIME as I am sure many other Members would ;
How much more pay is Undertime ?

I ask these questions not only to the Ministers of Avatars but to all Members who may aspire to one day be a Minister of Avatars ?

Please feel free to add your own Questions to our beloved Ministers of Avatars.

Do not let them get away with beaurocratic gibberish.
Only straight out gibberish will suffice.

This Forum is a Equal Opportunity Affirmative Action Employer--Do not call--Post your Resume here.

SELECTION COMMITTEE:
Shahani
Crystaldragon
Knothead

BEEG DOOG Emplyment Agency
MeagalosSkylaki., Pres. & CEO

Now I'm confused! I thought Shahani WAS the Minister of Avatars? He seems ot command that respect of those working in that thread, anyway. Why do we need to elect an new one? Has Shahani resigned or been deposed or whatever Ministers do?

Please explain, Dooog!

[MegalosSkylaki]

Indeed he is and will learn of his membership on the Selection Committee doubtlessly much to his delight in the morning.

Your concern for his Avateristic accomplishments is quite praiseworthy, Mickwish.

As you may notice in the Thread on the Ministers of Avatars, there are in fact several eminent and distinguished Ministers--indeed, a veritable "four Mouseketeers".

Due to the backlog of avataristic need and the depth a file of eager young students of this ancient art would add to the Forum--not to mention the handsome commission such a coup would earn for the BD Agency-- the promulgation of the foregoing employment annuncement , would expand the pool of eager talent available to these recognized artistes . It would by no means deminish their inestimable contributions.

So, this means multiple Minister(s) of Avatars? Indeed, a wonderful scenario! Such a noble gesture, Doog, no doubt inspired by your agencies likely fees , but nonetheless still a noble gesture

But do I understand you aright in thinking our avatarian savour are not yet quite aware of this? I wonder how they will respond?

I of course am interested an one who benefitted from their art, as you can no doubt see.

[MegalosSkylaki]

Mickwish,

Perhaps you might grace us with an application for apprenticeship, as your good taste is quite evident .

By the way, I too benefited from their art, which is why I feel a fitting tribute is in Nietzsche's remark that one one praises ones teachers best by surpassing them--or in this case, joining them.

Errr...are you a DooG by your avatar ?
DOOOG

P.S. Can that stroller fit 298 ibs. ? Gotta take some weight off my paws.

Afraid I'll have to decline a Mininsterial position as my avatarial skills are not well-developed, and my graphical skills even worse. No, I am not a doog, but an Aussie crocodile (ala Dundee) with pox. Doogs are, however, often on the menu if the wander too close to the creek!

Keep up the good recruiting work. Doog, and watch out for infectious crocodiles!

[MegalosSkylaki]

Mickwish,

When you say "doogs are on the menu". I take it you mean that are invited to a quiet repaste of grilled vegetables, and certainly NOT Doog on the Barbi ! Haha ! Errr..right ?

DOOOG ready to sleep and joyfully await the morning's expression of gratitude and the humility wherein our honored Ministers will consider some apprentice or two.

SLEEPYTIMEDOOOOG

[Agent_Embryo]

Ahhhh, it's good to finally have the D G back...

What's goin' on here?

Hi Shahani
Seems the Doog wants a democratic process for electing more Ministers of Avatars to get you guys some help. He has devised a process of sorts outlined above. Any comments, Oh Minister of Avatars?