WHOOPS! I broke the toilet

[Warthog]

I press the latch to flush my goodies and....it breaks! Luckily it was after the luscious delectables had gone down the tube...

It was a clean break...the plastic bolt thingy that held the handle broke right in half...

UH OH....guess who's gonna be pissed in the morning - DADDY! (couldn't resist the pun)......actually it won't be that bad, because The Parents have their own potty.

Warthog

[ChoaticWhisper]

LOL, Mine done that the other day. Luckly The little handle thingy just came off the thing inside the top part. I was able to put it back on.

[Gomer]

Some threads I should know better than to open. Thanks for the heads up Wart =) BTW... can we use that word now? You know the "p" word?

[ironforge]

luscious delectables

LOL.. sounds like the words I would use..

tantilizing tidbit
scrumptious morsels
hours d'voures


well.. i guess that is better than you running out of TP in the middle of a covert bombing run!

[Bob The Great]

Tell us when you get it fixed

[Thud]

A quick trip to your local hardware store with both pieces of the broken part in hand should get your john back in shape before pops notices.

[Mike]

I press the latch to flush my goodies and

ROFL Wart, that just sounds ...... "unique"

[DutchMaster]

Yep here the pot needs replacement. Something got stuck in the pipes
The plummer couldn't get it out, now I hope he will get back monday with a replacement.
Luckely we have 2 toilets and the landlord is paying for it. So no big problem.

[brandon184]

There's 6 toilets (yes, .. 6.) in my house. Only 3 actually work 100% properly..

- Brandon
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[Knothead]

I think he just posted that so he could dazzle the crowd with those scatalogical bon mots...

The rest of us would'a just FIXED THE THING...he's posting about it, instead...

Just for that, I'm gonna stick you in the hamster thread, Wart. I think Rodney Dangerfield's about to have some fun with you!