Warthog, The Television Extraordinaire

[Warthog]

GIRL POWER! w00t! The Oxygen channel has a commercial picturing girl babies rebelling by taking their socks off.....then we have the Lifetime channel showing women getting beat up, involved in murders, abused children.....that stuff gets me DEPRESSED! I can't believe people watch that *coughcouchmymothercoughcough*.

What do you woman think? What does Your Kind watch?

According to the networks, the Man Variety watches shows like The Man Show......which have scantily clad women jumping on trampolines and have perverted jokes. How many guys watch shows like that? I seem to know a lot (young/old). TNT (or USA?) actually does a good job.....Movies for guys who like movies...or something like that......What do you think of these stereotypes?

Anyone love Banzai Movie Friday?! I love it....those dumb competitions, like the two old women playing chicken on the Rascal motor scooters.....that's hilarious!

BTW, Salma Hayek is *YOUCH*! Just saw the Wild Wild West ad (*ahem* there goes the latina thing again)

Warthog

[FreakyOCR]

*coughcouchmymothercoughcough*

I found the easter egg LOL!!!!!!!

[Knothead]

Nope, not much on TV that's all that interesting...I LOVE the concept of "The Man Show"...too bad all it does in reality is stir up the current Politically Correct stereotype of men as double-brained morons...and I think you know what second brain I'm talking about...

and the hell of it is...I LIKE the gals on the trampolines....AK! I'm DOOMED!!

[Warthog]

LOL....you're good, Freak! Know why? Because that was an accident

YES Knot!

Men: Dumb imbeciles who are attracted to Corvettes and bikini women.

Women: Emotional beings who like sad stories about broken families.

Yet another stepping stone in the self-discovery journey that will bring me closer to the impossible: Understanding FEMALES!

Warthog

Wah! I'm a FREAK!!
Give me a good action flick, with lotsa shooting, fighting and all around mayhem!!

Originally posted by surreal
Wah! I'm a FREAK!!

Well, yes, Surreal, you are HERE aren't you?

I don't watch much TV except a bit of sport, so I can't comment. But if you like violence, bloodshed, mayhem, drama and comedy all rolled into one, just watch Aussie Rules football! You would love it Surreal

[Knothead]

Men: Dumb imbeciles who are attracted to Corvettes and bikini women.

Don't forget movies with lotsa explosions!! And babes. Lord, I'm NOT making any points here...

Give me a good action flick, with lotsa shooting, fighting and all around mayhem!!

Oh, mama...now THAT is a man's Woman...

Knothead pounding his head on the desk like Hirschy's avatar....

Don't watch TV except for old reruns like the Dukes of Hazzard and Beverly Hillbillies.

Great shows.

Simple times.

[cadetstimp]

Heh heh..my favorite part of the Duke of Hazard were the indestructable bushes that seem to topple any car that tried to run over it!

[TonTo]

Yet another stepping stone in the self-discovery journey that will bring me closer to the impossible: Understanding FEMALES!

Yer messin with things that shouldn't be messed with wart!!! I warn you.... go no further..... pretty soon... you'll come up with the briliant idea of.... "oh hey, i'll infiltrate the women's conspiricacy by gettin married to one.... then i'll know ALL thier secrets.... and be able to report them back to the Men's Coallition.....

dude.... it's been tried.... millions upon billions of times.... it doesn't work....

They're evil, they'll convince you that it's a good idea... and that you'll be able to retain your sanity...

but you won't! I warn you! for the love of testosterone! DON'T!!!!