RFC 1149 controversy
D. Waitzman rocked the world in 1990 with his Request for Comment on IP over Carrier Pidgeon.
http://www.faqs.org/rfcs/rfc1149.html
Many people thought this was the first occurance of avain IP transmission. I have uncovered new factual data proving this to be incorrect as well as an early form of TCP/IP in 5000B.C.
Jon Postal wouldn't agree, but he's in no position to argue that IP wasn't conceived by Noah back in the great flood. Noah didn't think to bring pidgeons onto the great ARK but he did have a flock of doves. Noah worked days on end trying to stop this great flood and devised a scheme to change things as they were occuring.
Noah knew that the doves were in direct communication with the almighty lord so he started sending framed data by them. It took God some time to figure out what was in these packets and stopped the rain for 3 minutes at a time. Noah finally decided if he released the whole flock of doves that God might forget about the rain altogether and let them survive.
It was another rainy morning when Noah finalized the packets and sent the flock to the heavens. Instantly this was called a "flood" attack and God didn't think of using an Intrusion Detection System to block them. It stopped raining instantly and God forgot about the rain.
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