heh! ... hey guys! ... i'm bored, so let me tell u a little story, when i was about 15. dad was fixing the drain in our old house, and i was helping him.... after spending 2 hours there "damn i still remember the awful smell!" ...anyways, finished my work, took a bath, so mom wanned me to buy something from the super market.. it was like 3 mnts away, i called my friend to come.... just woke some slippers, and went out, heheheh .... while we were on the way, i was talking to my friend while sniffing "maaaaaan did u just fart?"... he's like.. "no way!! its u!!"
i'm like " i swear i never did that!! it's u!"
he's like "i swear it's not me" ... then i said maybe it's just we're near something that smells funny ... we walked alittle bit more... and i'm like "man i can swear that it's one of us who ate a bad lunch or something, the smell isn't going away!!!"..... we were arguing, damn, i went to the super market, got there, and bought the stuff mom wanned, and the
SMELL WAS STILL THERE!!!!! ...
then, i'm like, wait a minute, i just bathed damn it!! and i was sure that the smell went away while i went out.. then something from god came down, and got that light, .. u know when u find out something SHOCKING!!... i looked at the slippers, .... it was the ones that my dad used while he was fixing the drain!!
.. DAMN!!!!!! .. i just bended down to smell them, they were nasty! ... on my way home threw them in trash and went back bare foot... lol
thought about sharing =)
That would be really imberissing 
) just keep it in mind. 
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