My former wife actually DID have a couple of good ideas rattling around that head of hers, and one remedy that she applied to almost ANYTHING was surprisingly effective:
In a saucepan , bring 1-1/2 cups water to a boil, drop in 2 Lipton (or similar) tea bags. Simmer at moderate heat 20 min.
Remove teabags, add 2 Tbsp. honey, juice of 1 or 2 lemons, and 1/4 tsp cayenne pepper (more, if you can stand it.)
YOU HAVE TO DRINK THE WHOLE THING. You can add honey if you like. It's the darndest concoction, works for everything from head colds to breaking a fever, and it's cheap, too!
Hope this helps.