I know that this will draw Socalgal and Surreal to this topic like bees to honey...
I asked this same question to my fellow co-workers, and they looked at me like I had sprung a 2nd head.
We all know the urinal rules, right? If not, here they are:
Easy Section
1.)
| | x | | x | | | (Urinals 2 and 4 occupied.)
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
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Your choice: ___
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Correct answer: 6 It's the ONLY one to go to and every guy
instinctively knows this.
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2.)
| x | | | | | | (Urinal 1 occupied.)
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
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Your choice: ___
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Correct answer: 6 Stall 5 is acceptable, but you run a
greater risk of being next to someone
who arrives later.
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Kind of tricky Section
3.)
| | | | | | | (empty)
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
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Your choice: __
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Correct answer: 1 or 6 You are tacitly saying,
"I don't want anyone next to me."
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4.)
| | x | | x | | x | (2, 4 and 6 occupied)
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
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Your choice: ___
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Correct answer: 1 You're stuck being next to at
least ONE guy, so you minimize the
impact and get a wall on your left.
NEVER go between TWO guys if you
can help it. Exceptions to this
are stadium restrooms where the
herd thunders in.
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Subtle, tricky, but important to know Section
5.)
| | x | | | x | x | (2, 5 and 6 occupied)
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
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Your choice: __
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Correct answer: 4 Believe it or not, 1 and 3 "couples"
you with the guy in stall 2. And we
wouldn't want THAT now, would we?
This differs from question 4 in such a
subtle way that the nuances cannot be
explained. Suffice to say, only we men
would understand!
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VERY tricky indeed Section
6.)
| x | x | | | x | x | (1, 2, 5 and 6 occupied)
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
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Your choice: ___
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Correct answer: NONE! You go to the mirror and pretend to
comb your hair or straighten a tie
until the urinals "open up" a bit more.
If you have to go REAL, REAL BAD, for
god's sake! ... use a doored stall.
Now I've noticed one thing...what's the deal with the mid-flush??
I get the first flush and the last one, but what's the deal with the during one?
Am I missing some sort of etiquette that i don't know about?
If you need to PM me, that's cool.
To the mods, if this is too off, I apologize. Didn't know where else to ask it. At least I didn't put it in the technical forum.
. I always go for #1, second choice is #6. 
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