Why We Need To Drink Beer!

One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm...

"Well ya see Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo.
And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human
brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.."

If you get the drift.

[Scorpio69]

Mmmm beer......

Here are some more words of wisdom on the subject:

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I
feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think
about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes
and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be
out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I
say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and
let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry
about my liver." --by Jack Handy

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they
wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're
going to feel all day. --Frank Sinatra

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to
spend time with his foolish friends. --Ernest Hemingway

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the
decency to thank her. --W.C. Fields

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up
reading. --Henny Youngman

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
---Stephen Wright

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be
happy. --Benjamin Franklin

Without question, the greatest invention in the
history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the
wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does
not go nearly as well with pizza. --Dave Barry

[JimG]

We usually drink here for 1 of 2 reasons: Someone's birthday and we're celebrating ... or, the more likely, it's been a really long lousy week, so let's drink and forget about it.