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01-28-2002, 03:11 PM
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The Plan - day 28.
Report on: The Plan
From: Agent Embryo
I have recived information that some of you doubt that The Plan is still in an active state. I can reassure you, The Plan is highly active and is proceeding with success.
Due to some strange mishaps lately, we have begun intercepting various sources to maintain the superior position we have compared to those who want to see The Plan fail or stopped. An example follows.
Intercepted at: 3.13 am on Sunday 27th of January
From: Unknown
To: EFMX Headquarters
Message: We believe we have found a way of putting a Stop to The Plan for good. We still don't know who the man behind The Plan is, but we have information suggesting he's far more intelligent than we had expected. However, we got hold of one of the other key-players of The Plan. He has given us important information regarding a critical part of The Plan. We can use this to disrupt The Plan. Give us word and we will take it down!
End of message.
As you can read from the message they think they have an informant. They did not, however, consider that this was part of The Plan.
Of course, if I will see any real traitors, heads will roll.
Over and out.
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01-28-2002, 03:26 PM
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...And all of the ships at sea...
Gracias, Agent Embryo, for the vital and much-needed up date on The Plan....although a lesser person might consider this an abominable breach of security....
Was that part of The Plan? |
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01-28-2002, 03:32 PM
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Knothead: Yes. Of course it was part of The Plan. You have been selected to get the chance to join The Plan staff as (Knot)Head of Security for spotting that breach first. Please post an application so we can evaluate what kind of asset you would be.
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01-28-2002, 03:49 PM
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Letter intended for: Agent
Regarding: Sabotage
Someone that is close to you in the IRC channel has been plotting against you, I can reassure you that you'll be in fine shape. Maybe tonight I can ID that person for you. |
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01-28-2002, 03:54 PM
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hahahh...my plan is working perfectly!
In respnse to your kind invitation, I would need to understand a few things, such as: what risks would I be expected to take? Are there really great 'Babes', (as we call them in the Agent biz) and what is the rate of renumeration...oh, yeah, and what about the 'babes'?
Would I be required to carry a weapon? (as it is, I have a stick with a nail in it!) Are there any 'babes' involved?
I am, after all, a Professional. (Be sure to detail the particulars about the 'babes' in your reply!)
Yours, Knothead
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01-28-2002, 04:09 PM
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Mike: I am counting on it.
Knothead: Yes, there will be 'Babes'. As for the rest of the information you are requesting, I can't provide that information here as you, with your proven security skills, probably already knew.
I can however provide you with a secret piece of software that we have developed to get in touch with the management of The Plan(in other words, me). If you are interested, please provide the secret access code for Project "TCMCV01"
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01-28-2002, 07:17 PM
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Hopefully you are sleeping right now, but I can alert you tomorrow morning my time if I see you and your at class if not, I can alert you after I get home from school tomorrow. |
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01-28-2002, 07:26 PM
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Conspiracy and i'm missing out, dammit.....Wait a minute, i'm missing out on babes too, double dammit.......
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01-28-2002, 07:32 PM
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Wait a minute, i'm missing out on babes too, double dammit.......
| ROFL ... Don't worry, I am not sure but I think Agent's plan involves many beautiful women, but I am not quite sure. (Not his main plan, just one of his back up plans...  )
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01-28-2002, 07:55 PM
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ROFL ... Don't worry, I am not sure but I think Agent's plan involves many beautiful women,
| IT BETTER!!! Doggone it, **rant and ramble, various "colorful phrases"...etc..... err...where was I??
AHEM. Yes. Being the highly-trained Professional that I am, I see a GLARING breach in the Plan security. Therefore, I must decline to reveal the all-access code in this Forum, as you no doubt predicted I would. I'm sure that was part of The Plan, of course, and I await your next move.
Perhaps it would be helpful if one o' them Babes delivered it. I'm not like the rest. |
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