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01-26-2002, 12:46 AM
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Do flies go to heaven
I started a little tally of flies I killed a while ago. I stopped after about a week. I had 87. I stopped counting cause I had a guest over, and they might think me rather weird for having a notepad that depicted a fly splattered all over the cover with the words "Fly Score!" underneath.
But to the point. I kinda felt bad. Sure they were invading my house, and more importantly my computer room. Sure they are probably the uglies thing on earth. But God made them too! I felt guilty over killing the flies. I mean they were dropping like...well, flies! So do flies go to heaven? If they do I have nothing to worry about since they'll be happier their in thier perfect fly bodies. They'll be white, or maybe more colorfull like little butterflies or something. If they don't do they go to Hell? Or just poof "Thats it mate!". If they burnt in hell that woulnd't be so cool. If they went poof, that might not be so bad.
What do you think?
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01-26-2002, 01:22 AM
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Man if there is a fly heaven, definately wouldn't want to smell it!!
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01-26-2002, 01:37 AM
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Flies go to hell because thats where they're from!
Flies from Hell.....sounds like a bad movie 
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01-26-2002, 10:14 AM
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My belief would be that they're just gone.
BUT if flies & other critters that we consider pests & vermin DID have an afterlife, I would think it would be in the place that we consider h3ll. For them, however, it would be heaven.
After all, isn't the difference between eternal salvation & damnation a conceptual thing?
Picture eternity with no defense from annoying flies.
Now picture it from the fly's perspective...
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01-26-2002, 10:58 AM
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I stopped after about a week. I had 87.
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01-26-2002, 11:17 AM
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hmmm - I wondered the same thing after I killed an Ant colony.. there I am standing in front of St. Peter - and he starts asking about the Ants..... OH NOOOOOOOO! 
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01-26-2002, 11:22 AM
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Okay, since you're crazy enough to wonder, I'm crazy enough to reply!
Picture a fly as a spiritual being....doesn't work for you? Nah, Me either. I can't imagine ANYBODY wanting to do a life as a fly. ICHHH!! 
So the answer, IMO, would be, "POOF!"
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01-26-2002, 12:09 PM
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My cat says they are yummy! She only talks to me thou!
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01-26-2002, 02:07 PM
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flies are people mearly incarnated in hell, only they got lost along the way and got stuck here on earth....well maybe not.
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01-26-2002, 02:09 PM
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Never thought of that. Always thought they went SPLAT. | |
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