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Old 04-29-2004, 12:53 AM   #1 (permalink)
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haha Microsoft Joke!

The Microsoft Wife

Three women were in a bar talking about their husbands and how they made love.

The first woman said, "My husband is a marriage counselor, and before we make love, he brings me flowers and candy. I like that."

The second woman proclaimed, "My husband is a mechanic, he makes love a little rough, I like that."

The third woman replied, "Well my husband works for Microsoft and all he does is sit on the edge of the bed and tell me how good it's going to be when I get it."


I thought this was pretty damn funny...expecially considering the recent longhorn delays and stuff.

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Old 04-29-2004, 01:11 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Gah, that's a cheap ripoff of a politician joke.
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Old 04-29-2004, 03:28 AM   #3 (permalink)
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still funny though...
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ok ok maybe i have a bad sense of humor
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Isnt this more fitting for Valve?
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Err? A Microsoft Joke? Wouldn't that be Office?
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Isnt this more fitting for Valve?
haha, very true jman, it would indeed be more fitting for valve.
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