So you want to be a Spammer?

[Undeadlord]

I got this email today .. I thought it was humerours

Hello, My name is Amy and I am earning my living as bulk mailer. I was advised to buy DarkMailer - a powerfull mass mailer tool - and I can assure you that this software really ROCKS, if you understand what a REAL ASS KICKING SPAM program is. But... I formatted my hard drive and my version of DarkMailer got lost. I contacted the vendors of DarkMailer and told them what happened and as existing customer I wanted a replacement copy of my DarkMailer. They denied my request and wanted me to pay another $500. Those s^$t headZ! NOW IT IS TIME TO REPAY THOSE GREEDY F@#@#S. I got another copy of DarkMailer and I am sending it to all my mail lists. You can catch it for free at Link Deleted

Undeadlord

Edit: missed some profanity in the email.

Edited again: Removed the link, due to concerns people here I guess would download the program and use it ... I guess catering to the lowest common denominator is still common practice.

[Creatures]

rofl

Creatures

[ben-the-slacker]

lol click it.

[vass0922]

and I bet she never thought she'd get publicity like this

[RedFury]

I bet she did. Oh the twisted web of deceipt.

[phrozen_dreamz]

Is the link safe to visit?

[Master Chief]

Im on my mac so I dled it and when it tries to open in stuff it, it crashes so I dont know what the problem is.

[Mickwish]

I wouldn't visit links from spam. Just on principle.

If the link does contain warez, it should be taken down from TIMO.

Cheers
Mick

[Mickwish]

There is some suprisingly useful advice on the DarkMailer site regarding warez:

This is a warning to avoid Dark Mailer Cracks and Hacked versions.

These are some things that could occur:

Software may stop working on your computer
Cracks may contain viruses
Cracks may contain backdoors into your computer so hackers can steal data from your computer
Hacked Versions may not function properly
Hacked Versions may do malicious things to your computer
Hacked or Cracked Versions will not be supported or get future versions
You will be scammed if you buy a Cracked Version
Cracks may contain Key Loggers or Spyware to steal your passwords
Cracks and Hacked Versions can cause other things which may leave your computer vulnerable to attacks or hacks.
Duplicate Serial Numbers will be banned after 30 days.
Never use a cracked version of Dark Mailer. You most likely will be scammed.

If you have installed a cracked version on your computer by mistake, we suggest you format your hard drive and reinstall Windows. Delete the cracked version and download Dark Mailer from this site.

From here.

If you d/load from that link, watch yourself.

Cheers
Mick

[sixf00t4]

aww come on mick, always playing dad. let the kids have some fun

and for those deep thinkers out there, try to avoid thinking about this one too long. I got caught in a good 20 minute loop...

a spammer.....
sends spam.....
about not being able to send spam.....
because she doesn't have the spam software.....
that the spam software company won't give her back....
so that she can send spam.....
and the companies goal is to make money from spam.....
and i guess that is her goal too???