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Anyone want Roasted OuT?
I go down to the Bay Area about twice a year, and my grandfather is on the same street as Apple. Apparently OuT lives in that area....and since he has made such a contribution to this forum, I believe he has one more to make. The Ultimate Contribution you would say. Ladies and gents -
Roasted OuT!
I will track the offending creature down, and haul it up to my lair in Oregon where leading scientists of today will gather and perform a series of, uh, tests, to confirm the validity of the being. If he/it is found to be stealing all knowledge and graphic designes from the A9 search engine, Johnny Wong from that one cooking show will be called in for a "Devil's Delight", a dish like every other.
Some may call this cruel and unusual, but I say it is just fine for all the terror ravaging around TechIMO. Spitting Wilderbeasts and The Fallen run rampant around, causing much destruction and thread-zapping.
Afterwards, OuT's computers will be auctioned off to me, and placed next to the 3 or 4 Pentium 75Mhz boxes that have dirt on them. Because honestly, who likes eMachines anyways?
/boredom
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