Etch-A-Sketch Help Desk

[Uncle Bob]

A tipical day at a help desk.

Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen.
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I create a New Document window?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A: Don't shake it.

[vass0922]

Q: My Etch-A-Sketch doesn't quite clear its memory as well as it should, it allows a lot of residual memory after rebooting. How do I reinstall Etch-A-Sketch?

[Uncle Bob]

Originally posted by vass0922
Q: My Etch-A-Sketch doesn't quite clear its memory as well as it should, it allows a lot of residual memory after rebooting. How do I reinstall Etch-A-Sketch?

Pick it up and shake it.

[no1_vern]

The most popular Dilbert strip ever features his boss being given an Etch-A-Sketch in place of a laptop and not noticing anything amiss.