this is rather humerous
Parton Jokes About 'Wardrobe Malfunctions'
Apr 21, 8:24 PM EST
Associated Press
If anyone was hoping for a wardrobe malfunction Wednesday during the Country Music Television Flame Worthy Video Music Awards, Dolly Parton aimed to disappoint.
"There's not going to be no wardrobe malfunction this evening," she said, referring to Janet Jackson's infamous breast-baring during the Super Bowl halftime show. "There's not supposed to be, it's not planned.
"But as tight as my clothes are there's no telling what will happen.
If it does happen, I'm going to wipe out the first three rows," she said.