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Old 04-24-2004, 01:22 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Bush is a poet...

...and he don't even know it
His big feet show it
They're Longfellows!

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This is a short poem made up entirely of actual quotations from George W. Bush. These have been arranged, only for aesthetic purposes, by Washington Post writer, Richard Thompson. ************************************************** **

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
And potential mental losses.
Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet
Become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being
And the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope,
Where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher!
Make the pie higher!

(Pass this on. Help cure mad Cowboy disease in the next election!)

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Old 04-24-2004, 01:59 PM   #2 (permalink)
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wow...that was just....not very entertaining.
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Old 04-25-2004, 05:21 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2004, 05:33 PM   #5 (permalink)
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That's funny!

.. because it's not made up.
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Old 04-25-2004, 05:48 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Hah. Not bad. "Become more few." That's classic.
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I have always been a fan of "misunderestimate" myself

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I have always been a fan of "misunderestimate" myself
Good call, JK.
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wow...that was just....not very entertaining.
As your avitar would say "He [Bush] knows nothing... nothing"
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