Buy your way to a low Erdös number

[Theophylact]

This weird (but serious) eBay auction will probably appeal only to the mathematically inclined, but I love the guy's line of patter. (And a tip o' the hat to Heidi Bond, a 1L student who actually qualifies to participate in this auction, given her background...)

[no1_vern]

As far as I can tell he IS selling an almost UNIQUE service, very valuable to those who count themselves amongst the "chosen few".

BUT its a little too esoteric for me.

[M_Six]

This guy needs to work on lowering his Integrity number.

I think my brain just exploded.