fav. quotes of any kind

[butch81385]

so what are some of your favorite quotes, whether funny, inspiring, or down right stupid. they could be actual quotes from a person or a quotationed phrase

some of mine are:

Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati
(when all else fails, play dead.)

Abortion: The Human Sacrifice to the god of Convenience

"smote? yeah, smote. as in 'I smite, you smite, he smite, we all done smote.' ... its kinda like 'upside your head'" the lady killers

[Knothead]

Silly:

"Quid? Me Vexari?" Latin: "What? Me Worry?"

Serious:

"It's okay to expect somebody to tell you everything...but it AIN'T okay to assume that they did!" --Knothead

[Uncle Bob]

If you need a favorite quote. Go to www.quotationspage.com:)

[StealthyV]

Homer Simpson to Bart, regarding his attempt to get out of summer school and attend Kamp Krusty:

"Bart, weaseling out of things is what seperates us from the animals. --- Except the weasel."

~Branson

[OuTpaTienT]

"If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable."

- author unknown, Usenet

[vass0922]

Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Cry... and I'll give you something to cry about you little S***!!!

[usslindstrom]

Me - "I can`t go to Hawaii (My next duty Station)... Unless you marry me. Will you marry me?"

Wife - "Well, I guess I can`t go to Hawaii then." - Joking.

[gambler2611]

homer simpson to bart again - "If you dont like your job, go to work half assed every day, the american way"

BOYA!

Andy

[Blood_Luster]

"Turn On, Tune In, Drop Out" - Dr. Timothy (Francis) Leary.

[sao95]

whoso would be a man must be a noncomformist -Emerson-