Anyone seen this one?

[strangerstill]

SURPRISE SETTLEMENT EVENLY SPLITS MICROSOFT;
ONE FIRM TO MAKE SOFTWARE, OTHER TO MAKE PATCHES

[willy_ph]

LOL.

Hilarious article.

One Reuters reporter, meanwhile, questioned the long-term viability of Patchsoft. "This seems like a logical split right now, but what if Microsoft's products improve to the extent that patches are needed less frequently, or perhaps not at all?" she asked.

"I'm sorry, I can only respond to serious questions," Blumenthal answered

[CujoRbd]

That is so funny! Only problem is: We'd then have to pay for patches to fix MS screw-ups.

I'm am dying here, so I'll just go... lol