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Old 04-01-2004, 08:10 AM   #1 (permalink)
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BUSH PROPOSES TO OUTSOURCE US MILITARY

BUSH PROPOSES TO OUTSOURCE US MILITARY

WASHINGTON: Frustrated by the lack of progress in Iraq, US President George W. Bush proposed today to outsource the US military presence in Iraq.

"Outsourcing is ultimately very good for our economy," Bush said in a press conference in front of the Indian Embassy.

"If other people can do the job cheaper and better than we can, then we can sit back in the lap of luxury and let the others sweat," Bush said.

The US military outsourcing plan vaguely resembles original proposals to install a UN peace-keeping force in Iraq.

"We are not suggesting there is any role for international organizations like the United Nations," Bush said. "Instead, we are going to deploy forces from other countries on a business-like basis."

The outsourcing plan, developed by Halliburton, involves hiring the militaries of several Middle Eastern and South Asian countries. Troops from India, Pakistan, Turkey and Egypt will be hired and stationed in Iraq.

US troops would be removed from Iraq no later than July 4th to allow for large homecoming parades and Bush For President campaign events

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Old 04-01-2004, 08:45 AM   #2 (permalink)
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You may have just become an unnamed source for some “unbiased” news organization that’ll pick up this post and start broadcasting it over the airwaves incessantly!

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Old 04-01-2004, 09:23 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I should have provided a source, but didn't know how to make it inconspicuous

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BUSH OFFERS TO WITHDRAW FROM IRAQ & RETURN SADDAM HUSSEIN TO POWER

WASHINGTON: In the wake of revelations that claims Iraq had weapons of mass destruction was bunk, President Bush said "never mind."

"Even though there was not one shred of evidence supporting my claims that Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction," Bush said, "I think it was a good idea to invade Iraq and overthrow his government."

To prove his point, Bush offered to immediately withdraw from Iraq and free Hussein.
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