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A little laughter here
Three men--
One German, One Japanese, One Hillbilly were sitting naked in a suana.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound.
The German pressed his forarm and the beeping stoopped.
The others look at him questioningly.
"That was my pager" he said, I have a microchip under the skin of my arm. A few minutes later, a phone rings.
The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear.
When finished he said "that was my mobile phone, I have a
microchip in my hand". The Hillbilly felt decidedly low Tech.
Not to be outdone, He decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the suana and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of paper hanging from his behind.
The others stared at him.
The Hillbilly finally said, Well, will you look at that
I'm getting a Fax!
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