A Blonde Joke

[Uncle Bob]

>A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some
>rectum deodorant.
>
>The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't
>sell rectum deodorant, and never have.
>
>Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying
>the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.
>

>"I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have any".
>
>"But I always buy it here," says the blonde.
>
>"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist.
>
>"YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it." She returns with the
>container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to
her,
>"This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant".
>
>Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from
the
>container.....
>"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."

[DanGrease]

dan

[Undeadlord]

I have a blonde joke .. well its not a joke this actually happened yesterday

A friend of mine (who is a blonde) went into this store to get a tshirt embroidered. She was replacing a shirt that a friend had loaned her and she had lost. The tshirt said "Blondes have more fun" across the front. So the sales lady asks her to write down exactly what she wants across the shirt, so she takes the pen and looks at me and asks,

"Does blond have an E in it"?

I had to walk away I was laughing so hard, she didn't seem to see the irony


Undeadlord

[Optimus Prime]

LOL @ Undeadlord, i've got some blonde friends, i'll have to make a diary of their adventures.

[PyroSama]

Racist pure racist!!! Why are people allways poking fun at us blondes? What did we ever do to you?


Haha that was a great joke, great indeed.


PyroSama

[Gait_Keeper]