PROPOSED FEDERAL AVIATION REGULATION ACT
1000.A
No pilot or pilots, or person or persons acting on the direction or suggestion or
supervision of the pilot or pilots may try, or attempt to try or
make or make attempt to try to comprehend or understand any or all,
in whole or in part of the herein mentioned Federal Aviation
Regulations, except as authorized by the Administrator or an agent
appointed by, or inspected by the Administrator.
1000.B
If the pilot, or group of associated pilots becomes aware of, or realizes,
or detects, or discovers or finds that he, or she, or they, are or
have been beginning to understand the Federal Aviation Regulations,
they must immediately, within three (3) days notify, in writing, the Administrator.
1000.C
Upon receipt of the above mentioned notice of
impending comprehension, the Administrator will immediately rewrite
the Federal Aviation Regulations in such a manner as to eliminate
any further comprehension hazards.
1000.D
The Administrator may, at his or her option, require the offending pilot, or pilots, to attend
remedial instruction in Federal Aviation Regulations until such time
that the pilot is too confused to be capable of understanding anything.
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