The Golden Brew

[SPEEDO]

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drank I feel ashamed.
Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery
and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they
might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to
myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come
true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
-- Jack Handy


I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,
that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
--Frank Sinatra


An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with
his fools.
--Ernest Hemingway


When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
--Henny Youngman


24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
--Stephen Wright


When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we
go to heaven. Sooooo,let's all get drunk and go to heaven|
--Brian O'Rourke


Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
--Benjamin Franklin


Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is
beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but
the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
--Dave Barry


Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862
Remember "I" before "E",except in Budweiser.
To some its a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group.

[willy_ph]

Nice quotes.
Too bad I don't drink beer.
But liquor is a good replacement.

[Lemon[H]ead]

Beer: Helping dayna get laid since 1862 (a modified version of a poster that my mate put up in our common room )
Beer: Helping white guys dance since 1885 (or insert random 18xx date)

[Knothead]

"I understand the effects of whiskey are many and varied.
In my own experience however, the effects of the absense of whiskey, rather than its presense, have been the most startling..."
W.C. Fields

Speedo, you're da man!!

[Mike]

lol nice quotes!