I'm sorry Dave, I can't let you do that. No, I mean, like, seriously dude, you really

[Theophylact]

shouldn't do that

Oh man. There are only two guys aboard the International Space Station, and on Monday they will be going on a space walk simultaneously. So the Station -- a leaky Edsel in bad need of servicing -- will be screaming through the howling aether on autopilot, while these poor saps bounce around outside and pray to god nothing breaks.

[Optimus Prime]

"I have to admit, I'm impressed. They did 50 spacewalks while Mir -- which was basically an empty can of Lysol with retrorockets -- flew unmanned? Say whatever you want about Russia, but their scientists have nerves of steel. How the hell did the U.S. win the cold war, anyway?"

Sadly, that's pretty funny. Well, the writing anyway.

"American parts, Russian parts... All made in Taiwan!!"

[eagle1]

Originally posted by Whir
Sadly, that's pretty funny. Well, the writing anyway.

"American parts, Russian parts... All made in Taiwan!!"

LOL