sorry for the late reply, my uncle forwarded it to me, he got it from his boss. I wish I knew where it came from, this is my new hero!!
After telling me where he got it, my uncle wrote this:
I walked by a Marketing guy's cube the other day and he was calling someone saying...Hi
Ken I thought I'd reach out and give you a call so we can dialogue about
the status of your project,......I about threw up !!