What idiot pinhead just hired me?

[Bill in SD, CA]

Applied at a new Kohls department store that is opening soon.

30 years experience in wearing apparel and home accessories.

They call to today and tell me I am hired and I will be working in, of all places, ..........................................


Shoes????

WTH were they thinking?

I will respectfully decline the odor .............err ....... I mean offer.

Bill

[Mike]

I have a friend that is working at Kohl's, they have him setting up displays and all sorts of junk.

Is Kohl's new to California, or something?

[Bill in SD, CA]

Evidently.

Bill

[Gomer]

Kohl's is expanding still Mike... even here in Michigan.

[Knothead]

Guess the Wal-Mart gig didn't work for you and who can blame you?


Bill, this is why I'm scrabbling so frantically at creating a woodworking business....the idiots with MBA's that infest the corporate stucture in America, man...

I wish they were off somewhere slicing corned beef, or driving taxis, where they belong.

Keep looking, buddy, you'll eventually find some place where intelligence is appreciated...

Or you can come up here, I'll teach you woodworking...

[miriam]

I love to shop in Kohl"s department store. They have nice clothing for teenagers at good prices. They are all over Long Island

[Bill in SD, CA]

Knothead,

Actually Walmart called me today to tell me my whiz had no drugs.

So I'm "officially" onboard.

Probably go with it unless something else comes along.

Used to be experience could overcome what you lacked on paper.

Not so anymore.

Bill

[Redwolf]

That sucks man. Good job not taking the offer though, you'd probably turn into Al Bundy

Hopefully you'll find a good job...at some point....

[Pexster]

Hey, I paid my dues in shoes --

"Let me put these nice cherrywood shoe trees in those for you."

"What, you don't want them?"

"Sir, you wouldn't spend several hundred dollars on a suit and then take it home and put it on a wire coat hanger, would you? I thought not! These shoe trees are made of a special density wood that absorbs the moisture back out of the shoes. Your shoes will keep their shape and last for years."

Gotta move them shoe trees and socks.

Otherwise, you're not a salesman -- you're just a package wrapper!

[MTAtech]

Originally posted by Bill in SD, CA
Applied at a new Kohls department store that is opening soon.

30 years experience in wearing apparel and home accessories.

Don't you have 30 years experience wearing shoes also?