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Old 02-21-2004, 06:17 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Typical women always want more

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Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where a women could go to choose a Husband from among men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascented. The ONLY rule was, once you open the door to any floor, you had to choose a man from that floor. If you went up could't go back down except to leave the place and never to return.

A couple of girlsfriends went to the shopping center to find some Husbands.

First floor-the door had a sign saying, These men have jobs, and love kids. The women read the sign and said "Well that's better than not having a job or loving kids. But i wonder whats further up? so up they went

second floor-the sign read These men have a high paying job, love kids and are extremely good looking. Hmmm said the women but i wonder what's further up? so up they went

third floor- the sign read These men have high paying job, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework. Wow said the women lets go up more.

fourth floor- the sign read These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, helps with housework, and has a strong romantic streak. Oh mercy me they cried, just think what must be awaiting us further up. so to the last floor they went

fifth floor- the sign on the door read this floor is empty and exit only to prove that women are f...... impossible to please. The exit is to your left we hope you fall down the stairs

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Old 02-21-2004, 06:32 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 02-21-2004, 06:36 PM   #3 (permalink)
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This is like the best anti-woman joke of all time!
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I've heard this joke before, only it was about men visiting a brothel. I guess both men and women are impossible to please.
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even funnier... cause a women said it.


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Old 02-21-2004, 07:37 PM   #7 (permalink)
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rofl, nice one

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Old 02-21-2004, 08:04 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 02-21-2004, 11:01 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Your right it's funny coming from a women, but a women knows best
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